Cat Bums
You can try and rub the ridges of its arsehole whilst it’s in your pocket or you can gently rub its hair. Whatever gets you through the day. Shove it in your pocket so you’ve got something to fiddle with whilst you’re walking round with your hand in your pocket.
The “hair” is duckling.
I’ll send these out in envelopes rylather than boxes because they’re only small.
Colours are random.
